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Simon: "What's the record company called?"
Harry: "Super Records"
Simon: "That's optimistic"
Harry: "It's... It's..."
Simon: "You've had one song out"
Harry: "We have... Two since then"
Simon: "Really?"
Harry: "Since then"
Simon: "Have you? What's the other one?"
Harry: "One For the Radio"
Simon: "And it was released?"
Harry: "I have you know,that went to number two, Simon"
Simon: "They used to be number ones,"
Harry: "They did, yeah"
Simon: "It's still an achievement it's just McFly moving in another direction"


Simon: New video now, tell me all about it
Tom: This one's great I love this one (Simon looks at Danny)
Danny: I love this one
Tom: You don't know what this one is do you?
Danny: No do you know?
Tom: I think I know, is it Gwen Stefani (Simon nods) Yeah I like this one, she has brown hair
Simon: Brown hair and Blonde hair
Danny: You know why? Cause shes' cool (Simon looks at him like he's a freak)
Simon: Ok
Tom: Oh I like what you did there, cause its called cool isnt it?
Danny: Its called cool
Simon: Oh is the song called cool?
Danny: Yeah
Simon: Oh I like you you're brilliant (Three way high five, that gets sligtly messy)


"Tom got wasted the other night and he punched me, so I punched him. Then we hugged"


Dougie - "The Next Song Is...."
* Checks*
"Errrrm"
*Checks Again*
"I Want To Say One For The Radio But I Know Thats Wrong"
Tom - " No Dougie We've Already Played That"
Dougie - "I Know!"


Tom: (about danny's body) "You know you get the evolution scale from like ape to man, He's like two steps back."


FLETCH: Dougie, your question is, what do girls make of your lizards when you take them back to your place? Are they usually frightened?
DOUGIE: Nah, I think they're more *voice suddenly twangs into a weird Northern Irish burr* sca..scu...scurred...
HARRY: Scurred? *all burst out laughing*
DOUGIE: No they're usually more scar...scur...sc...*all burst out laughing again*...bleh...scared by the locusts, and crickets and dead mice in the freezer.
TOM: Have you actually ever had a girl back to your place?
DOUGIE: Yes. My mum and my sister.


Interviewer: so do you still live together?
Harry: No coz some people are quite annoying *looks at Danny*


Tom: I think Dougie should try and be normal.
Dougie: Danny's got a pretty freaky shaped body. It's like he's meant to be fat, but he's not.



TOTP: Boys, you've done a lot in 2004. But are there things you want to improve in 2005?
Tom: I'm going to eat healthier, and lose a bit of weight, and exercise more, and that's it.
Dougie: Mine is to swim the Atlantic Ocean. [Solemnly] And I will do it.
Danny: I've swam in that ocean. Mine is to start looking after my little gentle body.
Tom: He meant swim the length of the ocean!
Dougie: Yeah, I didn't mean just go in it, I meant swim the whole thing.
Danny: You'll never do it, Dougie.
Dougie: Yeah, I will. I swam the length of the swimming pool.
Danny: Oh, I get it! I thought you meant the whole length, not a whole length. Cos a whole length, you can see you from the beach if you swim a length.
Tom: Danny, a length isn't a measurement, a length is however long it is from one side to the other!
Danny: Oh, is it?
Tom: See, this is what we have to put up with! He thought a length was a measurement. Like, how tall are you? I'm a length. What's your shoe size? I'm a length.
[Harry and Dougie cackle in the background.] Danny: Oh dear. I did go to school. Honestly.


Tom: -talks about handbags-
Harry: "Shouldn't they just call it a beefbag?"
Tom: "You thought it was a hambag!"
Dougie: "HANDbag. HANDbag."
Danny: "I even knew that."


Would you rather be intelligent or good looking?
Danny: I'm happy as I am
Tom: What, stupid and ugly?

THE FAVE!
Dougie: "We love Christmas, don't we guys?"
"Yeeah"
Dougie: "Why?"
Harry: "We get lots of presents!"
Tom: "..And food.."
Danny: "And chocolate!"


Tom: ...I'm the chubby one. That's my distinguishing feature.
DJ: Oh, don't say that kinda thing! I need more of a spiritual role, or kind of what you do, what you add to the band
Tom: What do I add to the band?
Harry: A few pounds.


Simon: Tom, when did you realise that you were in fact poisoning your family?
Tom: Last week.
Simon: How did you realise?
Tom: My mum told me. She said "Tom, you're poisoning our family."
Simon: And you said?
Tom: And I said "Well, now I know."


Haha, förvånande om nån annan än Sofie kom hit ner:P But hey, är man nörd så är man!


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